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Thursday, May 29, 2003Hold me closer Tiny DancerA couple days ago i heard the most inspirational words i'd heard in a long, long time : "whaaaaaaaaaya whaaaaaaaya. somebody call the waaaaaaaaambulance!!". i hold a deep affection for these words, because they coincide exactly with my feelings on life and people in general. "Waaaaaaya", your problems are so bad, that you need to whine and cry and bitch 'till mornin' comes, and where has it gotten you? Sometimes you can't shoot every fish in the barrel, but hell-you can have fun tryin! Within every failure there are two things: a lesson to be learned and a memory to laugh at. That's about it. For instance, when at the state fair my friends and we wanted to go see the "giant pig". So i tapped my good friend katie on the shoulder and pointed her in the right direction saying "Hey-Pig. Over there." then ::SLAP::. my face still burns from the impact. now, i could whine about looking like an idiot in front of my friends and being beat down by a girl, but the way i figure it, if i whined about those things i'd be bitching ALL the time. so the lesson-use complete, full, and comprehensive sentences with proper use of antecedents around katie. thing to be laughed at: katie thought i called her a pig, and here i am today, alive-whoda thunk it?Hold your tiny dancer close, and watch her dance in the sand.
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